It doesn't do my laundry.
It doesn't write emails to my mom (or my ex).
Here some things that I think it should be able to do, but I don't know yet:
Choose my songs - is there any app that will predict what music files you'll like? My mp3 player has a feature like this in its shuffle.
How about this option: a quick boot that opens a web browser and a normal looking desktop. As features are loaded in the back end, then they become available. Like...