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03-14-2011, 02:39 PM
#16
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Quote:
"There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't."
I think that's the best yet
03-14-2011, 02:45 PM
#17
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Registered: May 2004
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Some madness perhaps:
"Madness takes it's toll: Please have exact change!"
"I'm just besides myself with schizophrenia!"
"Schizophrenia beats being alone!"
Other:
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder."
"Incontinence Hotline: Could you hold please?"
03-14-2011, 02:49 PM
#18
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"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder."
Ha, I should say that the next time I work on someone's car....
03-14-2011, 02:53 PM
#19
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Oh man do it, just for the look on their faces...
Here's a rather philosophical one:
"What makes teflon stick to the pan?"
Rejected computer message:
"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..."
Rejected Aerosmith song title:
"Eat the rich... The poor are tough and stringy!
Other:
"Don't question authority, it hasn't got a clue"
03-14-2011, 03:03 PM
#20
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Rejected windows error message: "Error: FOSS detected, now formatting."
03-14-2011, 03:41 PM
#21
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Registered: Mar 2009
Location: USA
Distribution: Arch
Posts: 1,022
Rep:
01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01100111 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01101100 01100001 01110101 01100111 01101000 00100001
03-14-2011, 03:46 PM
#22
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Code:
010101000110100001101001011100110010000001110100011010000111001001100101011000010110010000100000011010010111001100100000011010110110010101100101011100000110100101101110011001110010000001101101011001010010000001110100011010000110010100100000011001100010101001100011011010110010000001100001011101110110000101101011011001010010111000101110001011100010111000101110
03-14-2011, 03:47 PM
#23
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Registered: Aug 2009
Location: /Universe/Earth/India/Pune
Distribution: Slackware64 -Current
Posts: 890
Rep:
$ sudo lspv -l hdisk1
password : ******************************
ERROR 4350:5677 : Isn't it too long for me, eat shit and die!
03-14-2011, 03:49 PM
#24
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casper@ltp01[/home/casper/TEMP][15:55] - skdfksadbfksdfhgbadsfhgbdhfsgblkj
zsh - F*ck you, I don't do that.
03-14-2011, 03:58 PM
#25
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Location: USA
Distribution: Arch
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When I first saw the title for this thread I thought of H_TexMex_H.
03-14-2011, 04:00 PM
#26
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LOL I thought of him when I started to type the $.....
03-14-2011, 04:17 PM
#27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by corp769
Linux is dominant. Period .
There are three periods in that sentence. Wait, they are all in a row. That's an ellipsis...¹ WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!
/end silly semantic pondering
¹Yes, I'm so pro I just did that.
03-14-2011, 04:17 PM
#28
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Registered: Mar 2011
Location: Rome - Italy
Distribution: Slackware 13.1
Posts: 347
Rep:
PHP Code:
read PRESIDENT case $PRESIDENT in "Bush" ) exec PreventiveWar ;; "Obama" ) echo "Yes, we can!" ;; "Berlusconi" ) exec BungaBunga & > / dev / null ;; esac
03-14-2011, 07:03 PM
#29
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Registered: Aug 2009
Location: Oregon, USA
Distribution: Arch
Posts: 864
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Why do I get the feeling that the mods won't let this thread last long?
Anyways...
Squirrel!
EDIT: "on-topic":
Code:
[mrcode@lappy486 ~]$ echo $RANDOM
5427
Last edited by MrCode; 03-14-2011 at 07:07 PM .
03-14-2011, 07:12 PM
#30
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
MrCode
Badger!
-edit
Flying Squirrels!
Last edited by Jeebizz; 03-14-2011 at 07:22 PM .
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