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Old 03-14-2011, 01:48 PM   #1
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The $RANDOM Thread!


Ok guys and gals, this thread is for the complete random and complete insane posts.... I am computer programmer who likes to have fun, and that being said, I love a good laugh here and there. Without entertainment and laughter, I would not be myself.... So to start this thread off with a kick, there are 10 people who understand this thread: those who do, and those who don't. Begin... I want a good laugh each time I log into LQ!

Josh

To edit the above - It's not just for me either - This is a giant community, and I would expect everyone to get a laugh.

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Old 03-14-2011, 02:01 PM   #2
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Hello,

I'm always in for a laugh, but the problem is that although I consider myself funny (sometimes) I cannot remember any jokes. I imagine that comes with the short time memory my mother got for me. Have to step out and get some RAM upgrade one of these days.
On the other hand, after troubleshooting the failing RAM it might also not be a bad idea to contract a programmer to wipe the Alzheimer cells from my brain, that is, as long as he/she doesn't infect me with the stuxnet botnet. Then, considering that might not be that bad as long as they don't disconnect me from the net until I've met the white bunny (rabbit) that resides at the end of the tunnel.

NEXT!

Kind regards,

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Old 03-14-2011, 02:02 PM   #3
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LOL... So then you wouldn't want me to turn black hat on you for the time being, huh?
 
Old 03-14-2011, 02:04 PM   #4
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It's all grey in here dude!
 
Old 03-14-2011, 02:05 PM   #5
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Haha, yeah, grey like your hair? Oh my bad, you don't have any. That's a good thing then, huh?
 
Old 03-14-2011, 02:09 PM   #6
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Yep, shave every weekend, saves me lots of time in the morning!
 
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I shave my head almost every day.... I hate my receding hair line
 
Old 03-14-2011, 02:18 PM   #8
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I like to move it move it...I like to MOVE IT !!!

Wait...my cursor's hung, it's not moving anymore
 
Old 03-14-2011, 02:19 PM   #9
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I shave my head almost every day.... I hate my receding hair line
Some would say bald is beautiful, strive to be like brianL and you can go far with the ladies . Anyways at least you aren't graying at an early age. I'm only in my late 20s now but already getting some strands of gray in my hair.

In keeping with the thread title, some one-liners:

"Live today! Procrastinate tomorrow!"
 
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Some would say bald is beautiful, strive to be like brianL and you can go far with the ladies . Anyways at least you aren't graying at an early age. I'm only in my late 20s now but already getting some strands of gray in my hair.

In keeping with the thread title, some one-liners:

"Live today! Procrastinate tomorrow!"
I like that LOL

And I know how it feels man... If I let it grow out, a few gray hairs DO come out... And mind you, I am about to turn 25 really soon....
 
Old 03-14-2011, 02:25 PM   #11
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I like that LOL

And I know how it feels man... If I let it grow out, a few gray hairs DO come out... And mind you, I am about to turn 25 really soon....
Weird, then again my dad was completely gray by the age of 40! I think he was fully gray in his mid 30s, not sure.

My mum always cuts my hair and started noticing the gray at around 25-26 too (I'm 28 now), it isn't noticeable unless you really look though and it is on my sides only, *shrug*.

"Sham-poo? No thanks, I'll use REAL poo!"...

OH! Guess what today is!? 3-14-2011.... 3-14 -> 3.14, happy Pi day everybody!
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Old 03-14-2011, 02:27 PM   #12
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Yeah that's where the gray's come in for me too, on the sides.

And the pie is awesome! LOL
 
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Ok guys and gals, this thread is for the complete random and complete insane posts.... I am computer programmer who likes to have fun, and that being said, I love a good laugh here and there. Without entertainment and laughter, I would not be myself.... So to start this thread off with a kick, there are 10 people who understand this thread: those who do, and those who don't. Begin... I want a good laugh each time I log into LQ!

Josh

To edit the above - It's not just for me either - This is a giant community, and I would expect everyone to get a laugh.
I'd say more... there are 11 kinds people out there, the 10 you refered plus 1 who understand binary...
 
Old 03-14-2011, 02:37 PM   #14
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LOL Goof.... Ok, so what if someone doesn't understand binary? Then what? We have a problem?
 
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I'd say more... there are 11 kinds people out there, the 10 you refered plus 1 who understand binary...
"There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't."
"5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions"
"Did you know that a Ten-Gallon Hat only holds ths of a gallon?"
 
  


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