The $RANDOM Thread!

"There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't."

I think that's the best yet

Some madness perhaps:

"Madness takes it's toll: Please have exact change!"
"I'm just besides myself with schizophrenia!"
"Schizophrenia beats being alone!"

Other:

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder."
"Incontinence Hotline: Could you hold please?"

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder."

Ha, I should say that the next time I work on someone's car....

Oh man do it, just for the look on their faces...

Here's a rather philosophical one:

"What makes teflon stick to the pan?"

Rejected computer message: "Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..."
Rejected Aerosmith song title: "Eat the rich... The poor are tough and stringy!

Other:

"Don't question authority, it hasn't got a clue"

Rejected windows error message: "Error: FOSS detected, now formatting."

01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01100111 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01101100 01100001 01110101 01100111 01101000 00100001

010101000110100001101001011100110010000001110100011010000111001001100101011000010110010000100000011010010111001100100000011010110110010101100101011100000110100101101110011001110010000001101101011001010010000001110100011010000110010100100000011001100010101001100011011010110010000001100001011101110110000101101011011001010010111000101110001011100010111000101110

$ sudo lspv -l hdisk1
password : ******************************

ERROR 4350:5677 : Isn't it too long for me, eat shit and die!

casper@ltp01[/home/casper/TEMP][15:55] - skdfksadbfksdfhgbadsfhgbdhfsgblkj
zsh - F*ck you, I don't do that.

When I first saw the title for this thread I thought of H_TexMex_H.

LOL I thought of him when I started to type the $.....

Originally Posted by corp769 Linux is dominant. Period.

There are three periods in that sentence. Wait, they are all in a row. That's an ellipsis...¹ WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!

/end silly semantic pondering

¹Yes, I'm so pro I just did that.

PHP Code:

read PRESIDENT
case $PRESIDENT in
  "Bush")
    exec PreventiveWar
    ;;
  "Obama")
    echo "Yes, we can!"
    ;;
  "Berlusconi")
    exec BungaBunga & > /dev/null
    ;;
esac 


Why do I get the feeling that the mods won't let this thread last long?

Anyways...

Squirrel!

EDIT: "on-topic":

[mrcode@lappy486 ~]$ echo $RANDOM
5427

Originally Posted by MrCode Squirrel!

Badger!

-edit

Flying Squirrels!