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Old 03-14-2011, 03:39 PM   #16
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"There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't."
I think that's the best yet
 
Old 03-14-2011, 03:45 PM   #17
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Some madness perhaps:

"Madness takes it's toll: Please have exact change!"
"I'm just besides myself with schizophrenia!"
"Schizophrenia beats being alone!"


Other:

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder."
"Incontinence Hotline: Could you hold please?"
 
Old 03-14-2011, 03:49 PM   #18
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"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder."

Ha, I should say that the next time I work on someone's car....
 
Old 03-14-2011, 03:53 PM   #19
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Oh man do it, just for the look on their faces...

Here's a rather philosophical one:

"What makes teflon stick to the pan?"

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Rejected Aerosmith song title: "Eat the rich... The poor are tough and stringy!

Other:

"Don't question authority, it hasn't got a clue"
 
Old 03-14-2011, 04:03 PM   #20
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Rejected windows error message: "Error: FOSS detected, now formatting."
 
Old 03-14-2011, 04:41 PM   #21
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Old 03-14-2011, 04:46 PM   #22
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Old 03-14-2011, 04:47 PM   #23
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$ sudo lspv -l hdisk1
password : ******************************

ERROR 4350:5677 : Isn't it too long for me, eat shit and die!
 
Old 03-14-2011, 04:49 PM   #24
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casper@ltp01[/home/casper/TEMP][15:55] - skdfksadbfksdfhgbadsfhgbdhfsgblkj
zsh - F*ck you, I don't do that.
 
Old 03-14-2011, 04:58 PM   #25
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When I first saw the title for this thread I thought of H_TexMex_H.
 
Old 03-14-2011, 05:00 PM   #26
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LOL I thought of him when I started to type the $.....
 
Old 03-14-2011, 05:17 PM   #27
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Linux is dominant. Period.
There are three periods in that sentence. Wait, they are all in a row. That's an ellipsis...¹ WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!

/end silly semantic pondering

¹Yes, I'm so pro I just did that.
 
Old 03-14-2011, 05:17 PM   #28
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PHP Code:
read PRESIDENT
case $PRESIDENT in
  
"Bush")
    
exec PreventiveWar
    
;;
  
"Obama")
    echo 
"Yes, we can!"
    
;;
  
"Berlusconi")
    
exec BungaBunga & > /dev/null
    
;;
esac 
 
Old 03-14-2011, 08:03 PM   #29
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Why do I get the feeling that the mods won't let this thread last long?

Anyways...

Squirrel!

EDIT: "on-topic":

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[mrcode@lappy486 ~]$ echo $RANDOM
5427

Last edited by MrCode; 03-14-2011 at 08:07 PM.
 
Old 03-14-2011, 08:12 PM   #30
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Badger!


-edit

Flying Squirrels!

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