Update: I found a way to boot into a few live DVD and a liveCD. I ended up going back to Ubuntu and scrapping my Gentoo. I found that it worked best when I tweaked the boot params. In 12.04.5, I found that thus worked best:
nouveau.noaccel=1 video=nvidiafb video=TV-1:d
In 15.04 UbMate
nouveau.modeset=0 video=offb":"off video=TV-1:d single (Without quotes)
And then I wait for it (blindly) to boot
When I think it booted, I type in
modprobe nvidiafb mode_set=1440x900-32
and then
lightdm
or on 16.04 daily build of Lubuntu or on other Ubuntu variants besides 15.04 MATE,
nouveau.config=NvMsi=0 video=nvidiafb video=TV-1:d
Or just mix them up a bit to see what works.
It seems somewhat promising indeed.
BTW, it turns out that TV-1 is just a phantom output. I just need to disable it on boot or in Xorg or both.
I'll let you know how an installation goes. I think it was just a matter of tweaking it awkwardly.
Sincerely,
donald3.heckel