There is a solution to everything, but alas I think
would only add to the confusion. The egalitarian interpretation is the only one that doesn't further bring your bedside preference into further question. What else can you think about someone that regards women as men??
The only way out of this:
Code:
while true; do echo -n "z"; sleep 1; done
This will ease your mind while keeping your reputation outside the scope of preferential debate. Just wait for the script to finish, and never worry about doing something
man(ual)ly ever again.