OK, let's have a "Quotes" thread!

A beautiful sunset that was mistaken for a dawn.
Claude Debussy

grow up

Dr. Johnny Fever, WKRP in Cincinnati:

“An intelligent person fights for lost causes, realizing that others are merely effects” ― E.E. Cummings

― s3e62

...Iron filed away to the E drawer tho...

“No two countries that both had McDonald's had fought a war against each other since each got its McDonald's” ― Thomas L. Friedman

“In the cabaret of globalization, the state shows itself as a table dancer that strips off everything until it is left with only the minimum indispensable garments: the repressive force.” ― Subcomandante Marcos

“One day there will be no borders, no boundaries, no flags and no countries" ― Carlos Santana

fuq the heart!

One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.

Donald Trump

^ what, he said that himself? never thought he was capable of self-reflection.

On occasion good people may go in but voting for people makes it not a job, only vote on policies that would teach them!

In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia. George Orwell

"It's only words...unless they're true."
—David Mamet

"If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?"
—Stephen Levine

"This isn't the kind of advice I'd ordinarily offer gents of your age, but, Jimmy, keep that bit of gangster in you...you may need it to do things that men like me can't find the grit in ourselves to do. Know the rules, my boy, but know when to break them."
—Robert April

"To let a fool kiss you is stupid; to let a kiss fool you is worse."
—Anonymous

Jimmy Gator: ""And the book says," 'We may be through with the past, but the past isn't through with us.'"

bite@me:~$ fortune 
I woke up this morning and discovered that everything in my apartment
had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica.  I told my roommate,
"Isn't this amazing?  Everything in the apartment has been stolen and
replaced with an exact replica."  He said, "Do I know you?"
                -- Steven Wright

"It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be
coming up it."

-- Henry Allen

Friedrich Nietzsche: "And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."

Sergio Leone: "I only believe in dynamite"

"Ignorance is bliss" Steve Scalise

Repent, quit your job, and SLACK OFF!

--J.R."Bob" Dobbs

^^
"brainless is painless"
(unknown)

Originally Posted by ondoho ^^ "brainless is painless" (unknown)

From Quentin Tarantino's adaptation of Hamlet...possibly?