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Well, oh, not really, I mean, I do not want to convey any sort of offensive stuffs here. But, well, I came across something like this on a website and am posting it here. But the purpose is fun!
So, do you remember any such stuffs that you have come across or have you created them on your own and can share them here ?
Well, precisely it has to be a Unix / Linux thing.
if `usermod geek`; then
whatis proc
quotastats
while [ x$COMMAND != "xDONE" ]; do
read COMMAND
help $COMMAND
done
read GENDER
if ! `locate $GENDER`; then
loadkeys
elif `init -z $GENDER` != "interested";
loadkeys
else
# Lets face it, you aren't going to follow through anyway.
loadkeys
fi
fi
head (for the sake of fairness and fun this should go both ways)
ROTFLMAsciiO! Your reply has to be THE funniest "geek humour" thing I've read in ages. Did you think that up on the spot? Regardless, well done! The above? Agreed.
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