SCO released a new kernel! Yes the long anticipated 2.6.0 SCO kernel is now available from
www.SCO.com.
It comes complete with a pre-signed license so you don't have to bother wid dat. It also habs a built-in credit-card-number-stealer so your $700.00 license fee is pre-paid! Woot woot! I cant waits to get me some-o-dat!
Darl McBride says it's just a coink-y-dink that it was released at the same time as the other "stolen code kernel from Linus Torvalds." Unfortunately
www.sco.com is under another 1999 syn flood attack and cant be reached for downloading. But Darl says he'll let joo download and use da other kernel if you promise to give him what he deserves.
OK Darl, I hope you get it!