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Old 02-08-2009, 01:25 PM   #1
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Linus Torvalds Facts

LoL, these are really good..

http://linustorvaldsfacts.com/english.html

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Linus Torvalds wasn't born. he was developed. by himself.
since 1969, the year Linus Torvalds was developed (by himself),
software quality has increased 19.000 percent.

Linus Torvalds's first words were syscalls.

Linus Torvalds's DNA is in binary.

Linus Torvalds didn't learn from the University of Helsinki.
the University of Helsinki learned from Linus Torvalds.

Linus Torvalds wasn't like the other students of University of
Helsinki. he took notes in binary...

Linus Torvalds's first written program had artificial intelligence.

Linus Torvalds learned to program,
and the computer printed HELLO, WORLD by itself.

Linus Torvalds knows the question to 42.
....
 
Old 02-08-2009, 01:29 PM   #2
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LoL, these are really good..

http://linustorvaldsfacts.com/english.html
Oh my, that is awesome. And so original. Kinda like the Chuck Norris facts. Except that Chuck Norris is actually cool
 
Old 02-08-2009, 02:02 PM   #3
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Does Chuck Norris use vim or emacs?
 
Old 02-08-2009, 02:51 PM   #4
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Chuck uses a proprietary software made by himself.
Last edited by metrofox; 02-09-2009 at 01:38 PM.
 
Old 02-08-2009, 04:19 PM   #5
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I think you'll find that Chuck punches the monitor until the data prints itself.
 
Old 02-09-2009, 01:13 AM   #6
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I noticed this: "Linux on a dead badger"
I've read the HOWTO for that which is hilarious:
http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/...5/badger.shtml
 
Old 02-09-2009, 02:48 AM   #7
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Linus Torvalds wasn't born. he was developed. by himself.
Always nice to see there's no capital letter after a period, but capitals are used in some places (like Names). Makes it look..professional. not.
 
Old 02-09-2009, 06:07 AM   #8
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I think you'll find that Chuck punches the monitor until the data prints itself.
Sylvester Stallone's printer would work... but the data just keeps on going back in there.


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Old 02-09-2009, 01:39 PM   #9
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Who's stronger between Sylvester Stallone and Chuck Norris?
 
Old 02-09-2009, 11:29 PM   #10
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I would have to say Arnold Schwarzenegger. They guy is made of metal after all. But who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris. Nothing trumps a white ninja in a Hypothetical Fight.
 
Old 02-10-2009, 06:38 AM   #11
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Any way, look at tony jaa on youtube. Some persons say that he's stronger than Bruce Lee...
 
  


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