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QueenZ 02-08-2009 01:25 PM
Linus Torvalds Facts
 
LoL, these are really good..

http://linustorvaldsfacts.com/english.html

Quote:
Linus Torvalds wasn't born. he was developed. by himself.
since 1969, the year Linus Torvalds was developed (by himself),
software quality has increased 19.000 percent.

Linus Torvalds's first words were syscalls.

Linus Torvalds's DNA is in binary.

Linus Torvalds didn't learn from the University of Helsinki.
the University of Helsinki learned from Linus Torvalds.

Linus Torvalds wasn't like the other students of University of
Helsinki. he took notes in binary...

Linus Torvalds's first written program had artificial intelligence.

Linus Torvalds learned to program,
and the computer printed HELLO, WORLD by itself.

Linus Torvalds knows the question to 42.
....

Mega Man X 02-08-2009 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by QueenZ (Post 3436338)
LoL, these are really good..

http://linustorvaldsfacts.com/english.html
Oh my, that is awesome. And so original. Kinda like the Chuck Norris facts. Except that Chuck Norris is actually cool ;)

jschiwal 02-08-2009 02:02 PM
Does Chuck Norris use vim or emacs?

metrofox 02-08-2009 02:51 PM
Chuck uses a proprietary software made by himself. :D

XavierP 02-08-2009 04:19 PM
I think you'll find that Chuck punches the monitor until the data prints itself.

gnashley 02-09-2009 01:13 AM
I noticed this: "Linux on a dead badger"
I've read the HOWTO for that which is hilarious:
http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/...5/badger.shtml

b0uncer 02-09-2009 02:48 AM
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Linus Torvalds wasn't born. he was developed. by himself.
Always nice to see there's no capital letter after a period, but capitals are used in some places (like Names). Makes it look..professional. not.

floppywhopper 02-09-2009 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted by XavierP (Post 3436474)
I think you'll find that Chuck punches the monitor until the data prints itself.
Sylvester Stallone's printer would work... but the data just keeps on going back in there.


floppy

metrofox 02-09-2009 01:39 PM
Who's stronger between Sylvester Stallone and Chuck Norris? :D

lumak 02-09-2009 11:29 PM
I would have to say Arnold Schwarzenegger. They guy is made of metal after all. But who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris. Nothing trumps a white ninja in a Hypothetical Fight.

metrofox 02-10-2009 06:38 AM
Any way, look at tony jaa on youtube. :D Some persons say that he's stronger than Bruce Lee...


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