SOFTWARE SALES PEOPLE ship the first thing they catch and write up an invoice for an elephant.

Seems a lot of software sales people have moved to mobile (cell) phone handset sales.

EXPERIENCED COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS modify Algorithm A by placing a known elephant in Cairo to ensure that the algorithm will terminate

ECONOMISTS don't hunt elephants, but they believe that if elephants are paid enough, they will hunt themselves.

HARDWARE SALES PEOPLE catch rabbits, paint them gray, and sell them as desktop elephants

Masterpiece.. So funny... LMAO !!!

That one tickled me.

Tried above dish...it was good. thanks

I am more experienced than you. LOL

I am not completely agree with that . Will discuss more about that. Thanks for reply.I don't know why i did not get the email about your comment. I am checking it today. Delay of 2 days

How I am going to grind.? Good questions. How you know i am not able to do that? LOL

Anisha, I used to live for 32 years in a village of Punjab in India. I was used to get food cooked by my mom and sisters even after my marriage. I never cooked by my self. I knew nothing about cooking. Now I am living in a city in North America.My mom is still in Village in Punjab. I am learning to cook. I am not very good in cooking . But, at least, I can cook something, so that I am not hungry.

I will grind all that in grinder/mixer. LOL. I have to try.

I never eat meat in my whole life. I used to have animals at my farm in my village in Punjab. I have seen a cow/Buffalo in tears when its newly born baby died after few days. I can never think to eat meat. I had compassion for those animals, I used to have at my farm house in Punjab. I even got scared, when they talk about killing animals for meat. I am never going to watch that video.I wont be able to watch either. I have seen chicken being killed. I stop eating chickens,fish, eggs for almost 10 years. After 10 years i tried again and I eat very rare. I know it is blood and it is in-human and height of selfishness to kill birds/animal for the taste of tongue.

Let my try the recipe.

Can you please post recipe for Cheese chile.? Nice to know you don't eat flesh. Also thinking to get rid of this bad habit.

I can understand what you mean. But it is not about places. It is about the people who stays at those places. Lets say, a home is good place. But if people living there are uncivilized. Of-course neighbors wont have good words for the natives of that home. But the same neighbors may have different views for the people in another home in same street or locality. So it means it is all about people not places.

May be in the past you don not have very good experience with that. But it is not always same. Trust me, you may met a person there that can change your whole life. You would be able to see your life with different perspective. It happens to me. I am not saying you can met good people only on religious places. But the chances are more. And the people there may have better experience to explain and understand us.

It wont be out of place to mention that my Family Doctor from North America advice me to do that. Even doctor thinks apart from medicine we need moral support as well.

I went there and i got what i want. I was almost same kind of situation as yours.

Anyway, i would say, take care of yourself. Only you can do that.

I will try this at this week end. Anisha, By chance can you please post or send the recipe for chicken Curry & Butter Chicken?

No problem.

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