I really hope you're joking, acemoneta.
I've got an error during my file system check, because I messed up the LVM settings. The result is that I can't edit the sysinit (mounted readonly). So as far as I can tell I have to catch that millisecond and hit I. In my opinion it's idiotic that it doesn't wait at least 1 full second for this. But I'm in a bad mood, so...
Alternatively, does someone know how to remove a physical volume from an LVM on the command line? the utilities in the LVM guide I found
http://www.tldp.org/HOWTO/LVM-HOWTO/commontask.html
are pretty much all returning
"Locking type 1 initialisation failed"
I'm in deep doodoo if I don't get my system back soon.