I'm still boiling that egg. Don't think it's gone soft yet.

Do you have a hammer?

In that case use it as a golf-ball for "extra" handicap.

Plz Hlp!!! URGENT!!! can u tell me how to play golf. The holes are too small. can I get bigger ones for a .

I CAN HAZ 05Tr1cH 3GG5 ... LOLLLLZ

As I read these posts, I wonder...have the people on Twitter that post in 1337 5p33k and TXT TLK known what they were doing all along, and it's really just to annoy people?

I think they're just a bunch of f*ckwits who genuinely think
it's FUNNY to talk like that. Just look at sites like lolcats

It's a crime against the English language. They should be whipped through the streets, tar and feathered, then hung, drawn, and quartered. Or something even worse.

Amen to that ;}

brainL--
overall the english language could be improved.

Heretic! Get 'im lads.

You don't think leet speak and text speak are improvements, do you? Why does it need improving? And how?

h0w 4b0ut th15 ?
Who knows, who cares. Nothing in this thread makes sense.

Perhaps if it were more like in the old days, i.e. like a DOS environment? Eliminate the requirement for proper case, and do away with that pesky punctuation stuff too. While we're at it, disregard character transposition to the degree that as long as (almost) all the letters of a given word or term are present, the word or term is valid (this might decrease the net word-count of the language, resulting in increased ambiguity until we're used to that decreased word-count, but WTH, that'll make things interesting while we adjust).

:/

15 4 4 13773r 0r 4 numb3r? Shouldn't you be able to tell the difference between letters and numbers?