Unix source code stealing BOBO CONFIRMED!

GtkUser · 06-07-2003, 03:02 PM

The SCO has finally revealed the source code in question to parties that have signed a non-disclosure agreement. The first member 'Bobo the chimpanzee' has confirmed that illegal code has made it's way into the Gnu Linux platform. The SCO feels very confident about their case because Bobo the chimp has the reading level comprehension of a grade 3 Elementary school human child. The SCO is now demanding that IBM send them 1 billion dollars, and that Linux development be frozen indefinately.

GtkUser · 06-07-2003, 03:43 PM

News is that the next party to confirm that illegal copying took place is going to be Bobo's great uncle, a full sized gorilla who happens to feast on real penguins. There can be no doubt that the SCO is an enemy of Linux and Linux Torvalds.