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When you use the JUICE service we can also guarantee the following additional features and if we fail you in any way we will PAY YOU compensation, that's how good JUICE is:
You will never see another dead, blank or irrelevant page ever again and if you do, we will pay you £500 GBP*.
You will NOT get another spam email EVER, but if you do we will pay you £100 GBP* in compensation.
You are guaranteed to get a minimum connection speed of 2MB with 100% uptime. If we fail to meet either or both we will pay you £500 GBP* per failure.
YOU will NEVER receive a virus or worm in your email inbox again as we operate up to the millisecond software to stop the same, but if you do get one we will pay you £500 GBP* compensation.
JUICE is able to block every porn and adult site on the Internet if you choose to filter it and if we fail you we will pay you £200 GBP* per reported instance. That's how confident JUICE is.
We can STOP your child from chatting to people who pretend to be children in chat rooms by using amazing breakthrough IP filtration and parenthesis technology.
What are you waiting for?
Aussie Edit: Removed link.
Last edited by Aussie; 08-21-2004 at 10:15 AM.
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