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Old 08-19-2002, 08:32 AM   #1
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Master Yoda


If he were to use linux, which distro do you think Master Yoda would favor?
 
Old 08-19-2002, 11:30 AM   #2
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LFS by far. This dude has 900 years to build the perfect LFS, no sweat for him

If he had to choose a pre built distro, I'd say he'd favor a touch of Gentoo, or even a Slack possibly. Go slack!

Good thread yo!
 
Old 08-20-2002, 03:42 PM   #3
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yodi probably wouldn't be able to use a computer because of his stubby fingers.
 
Old 08-20-2002, 03:48 PM   #4
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Little stubby fingers, come on, he can get a midget muppet sized lightsaber, then the geeks in the basement of the Jedi High Tower can HaX0r together a keyboard for him. And the speed at which he can type? And we are talking about the master of the force here... I bet he runs a slackware base install of Package groups A AP and D and just writes whatever utility he needs on the fly to a mounted ramdisk.

Reminds me, I need to see "Bring in the Clones" again just to see that little green man whirl.

The Force is Slack with this one,

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Old 08-20-2002, 04:18 PM   #5
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hmm... in that case don't you think that yodi would just write a linux kernel from scratch, in vim? create a compiler that could compile SO FAST, that you don't even need to compile.

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Old 08-20-2002, 05:55 PM   #6
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yodi probably wouldn't be able to use a computer because of his stubby fingers.
now why would he need a keyboard, he has jedi mind tricks. also he could use the force to push the keys instead of his fingers.
 
Old 08-21-2002, 07:55 AM   #7
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hey waitaminute. i thought jedi (or jaded or jed, the text editor) made their own lightsabers? surely yoda (or yodi or yodel, if you like) wouldn't need to set up a basement full of geeks to do that?

ah tricky. i bet you're secretly in training to force push the keyboard into submission eh? then you would be able to hit the much vaunted 10,000 mark we keep talking about in another thread...

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Old 08-21-2002, 12:08 PM   #8
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ah tricky. i bet you're secretly in training to force push the keyboard into submission eh? then you would be able to hit the much vaunted 10,000 mark we keep talking about in another thread...
What are you talking about, I'm already a master, Young Acid is my apprentice, why you think he isn't far behind me..
 
Old 08-21-2002, 09:26 PM   #9
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ha ha ha ha, cool. Your Yoda is Jeremy then?
 
Old 08-22-2002, 03:38 AM   #10
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mmm away with your windows I mean you no harm


arghhhh the dark lord of the sith has landed its emperor gates and Bill Vader

hmmm will quigon Linuz and his aprentice obiwan tuxobi beable to defeat them

of course they will they will use the power of the forks umm I mean the force hmmmm.
 
Old 08-22-2002, 12:48 PM   #11
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What are you talking about, I'm already a master, Young Acid is my apprentice, why you think he isn't far behind me..
i'll kick your punk ass anyday, yank....
 
Old 08-22-2002, 01:57 PM   #12
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i'll kick your punk ass anyday, yank....
Anger leads to the dark side...
 
Old 08-22-2002, 02:09 PM   #13
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anger leads to fear... fear leads to windows... windows leads to suffering...

careful tricky - kewp's got you in his territory.
 
Old 08-22-2002, 02:32 PM   #14
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Tricky and Kewpie... all I can say is...

I want a good, clean fight, and if I cant get it, then I will settle for good!

NOW LETS GET IT ON!
 
Old 08-22-2002, 02:37 PM   #15
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anger? where is the anger? all i see is good ol' fashioned "tellin' it like it is"
 
  


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