#debian dpkg-bot doesn't like LQ? LOL

Daws · 11-03-2007, 08:38 PM

I was just skulking around in the #debian irc channel, as you do and it turns out dpkg (one of the resident helper bot thingys) had this to say when queried about either "linuxquestions" or "linuxquestions.org":

!linuxquestions

Quote:

DON'T bother going to linuxquestions.org for help. By and large the people there are Red Hat tools or Mandrake tards or Knoppix morons who don't know a goddamn {expletive deleted} thing about debian, and do nothing but lead innocent newbies astray. See this thread

Or perhaps it's a twisted show of respect and admiration.

Well I'm off to see what dpkg has to say about life, love and the true nature of our existence...

Hitboxx · 11-03-2007, 08:43 PM

Under what nick are you in?

LMAO, it does say that.

For Windows,

Quote:

PCs are like air conditioners, if you open Windows(R) they don't work

Mac

Quote:

Apple Macintoshes are prime candidates for Debian installs, at least the m68k-based ones. or acceptable in many powerpc forms... Ask Peidran about that... or Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs, or the hardware address of a network card, or the name of Apple computers. MAC, Media Access Control

Quote:

bill gates
<dpkg>i heard bill gates is the creator of all many things that are annoying, insidious, non-free, evil, and annoying. Did I mention annoying? > very annoying.
steve ballmer
<dpkg> got a banana?
steve jobs
<dpkg> hmm... steve jobs is second of two founders of Apple. Also a jackass to his employees, very eccentric, the money and advertising person in early Apple years. or That Other Steve

Daws · 11-03-2007, 09:43 PM

I am Daws here, there, everywhere.

dpkg does have more than a few comical responses. It worrying the amount of time you can spend chatting with this particular bot.

!existence

Quote:

it has been said that existence is not the maintenance of a State of Government but rather the

!life

Quote:

it has been said that life is what you made by yourself. so if you're saying "life sucks", it is you that sucked.

!love

Quote:

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

!i love you

Quote:

I love you too, daws.

!he

Quote:

well, he is alone in the house left to him by the death of his parents, even though he's only feet away from the sister he's always been much closer than to anyone else. From his hidden room, he views life through concealed video cameras. Life is only real to him when he sees it on a monitor, and on most of those monitors is his sister.

!hehe

Quote:

* dpkg laughs so loud it bursts its buffers and everything ends up in bit-buckets

!hehehe

Quote:

hehehe is, like, 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999

Daws · 11-03-2007, 10:01 PM

Some more for you viewing pleasure:

!joke

Quote:

stop abusing the bot already

!please

Quote:

Do I look like an information bitch, daws?

!bot

Quote:

I ain't no stinkin' bot. I am a finely tuned and hand crafted tool. Oh wait... I guess I am a bot (that you should not abuse).

!abuse

Quote:

RAPE! RAPE!! Don't ever come near me again!

What a weird bot. I wonder what the ratio of actual useful info to filler comments is?