I find all kinds of excuses to have a little break in my maths studies.
This time it's putting together the story of LQ that was initiated by smeezekitty:
It's better than James Joyce's Ulysses!!!
Some bits are really good. That's what we've got so far
Quote:
Software and chips in and something and nothing and isn't adaisy and you
must write something about anything interesting and not make anything and
repetitive redundant corrupt filesystem needs more cake and coffee to
defragemnt sectors because hungry gremlins ruin all plans for upgrading
the floating point registers and crave doughnuts from Mars and eat kittens
while tapdancing cockneys whistle metallica without any background color
coordinated with trousers baggy saggy wives nagging relentlessly about
not ironing and headaches and not having enough and never frowning always
whining and spending large amounts of weed flavoured yoghurt but why then
does everybody have such big egos icebears and arcticfoxes dogs deliver
pizza topped with icecream mud pie Pi and poo fertilizer worms followed
cats using catnip the piper left the building because alarms are sounding
fantastic and getting louder! Meanwhile back in jail the convicts plan is
foobared when their tunnels are transmogrified into giant squids with
Windows 7 crashing often enough when the wolves eat pancakes with plastic
coating and suddenly Ta-daaah! at midnight the shrubbery parted from the
bottom of the ravine and albatross and frosting on mushrooms and badgers
with Ubuntu installed unbelievable and messy and almost impossible but
worthwhile and exciting stimulating exhausting just for money and sex
is better then working duh dumbfounded doggies <censored> blocked expurgated
purged exorcised before Christmas because after oh-oh seven vampires chased
drinking zombies through the straw because they are bleeding profusely from
ears and eyes and mouth which was caused from reading foxnews and drudge-report
listening to britney spears and rush-limbaugh and Michael-Savage and Pat
Robertson because they are obnoxious loonies bent and receiving orders from
the Illuminati and BNP Paribas Freemasons Scientologists Greenpeace Raelians
Druids Moonies Nihilists Anarchists Lesbians islamists stampcollectors with
nonsmokers teetotallers whishywashyliberaldogooderpinkos as mad dogs rabid to
perfection because Hades controls them they are weak and mindless puppets
muppets are evil demons from Oldham and bites the hand that feeds them pizza
flavoured chips with ice-cream free cheesecake and pest turds to enhance
mental capacity with for doing games like this in the most ridiculous way just
4fun because we're all crazy but having swineflu equineflu birdflu marburg virus
ebola-on-steroids diet-H1N1 happy-pox chicken-pox should spread dangerously
exponential growth be a harsh environment for humans and penguins so always
bring tuxedos and pickles to the big lollipop farm and the farmer's wife will
eat you alive with exceptionally hot tabasco sauce despite the-fact-that she's
really vegetarian so we danced till dawn talking about nothing occasionally
checking the time in_anticipation_of X-Day that would save them from certain
doom and slacklessness and MSfullness and no-livecds
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using two laptops. It didn't take that long.
