<script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript">

alert("What are you, stupid?");

alert("Or maybe you can't read?");

alert("No, surely that's not it...");

alert("It was clearly marked DON'T CLICK HERE");

alert("But you, thinking you would be sneaky...");

alert("...clicked on it anyway...");

alert("and now, look at yourself...");

alert("You're sitting there clicking...");

alert("and clicking...");

alert("and clicking...");

alert("and clicking...");

alert("and clicking...");

alert("and clicking...");

alert("and clicking...");

alert("Are you tired of clicking yet?");

alert("Okay, I'll leave you alone");

alert("Click OK to return to the first page");

alert("What are you, stupid?");

alert("You didn't really think I would let you off that easily, did you?");

alert("Tell you what...");

alert("I'll let you go now...");

alert("Have a nice day");

alert("I really mean that, because I'm enjoying my day...");

alert("...sitting here laughing at you...");

alert("BYE");

alert("Take care!");

alert("Oh, yeah, I'll bet you do a little better with following directions from now on...");

alert("because you never know what's gonna happen...");

alert("See, there could be thousands of these things...");

alert("or, this could be the last one...");

alert("or maybe the next one is the last one...");

alert("or maybe not...");

alert("Well, I'm really gonna let you go now...");

alert("I hope you have a wonderful day");

alert("[STUPID]");

alert("Bye, bye... Ya'll come back now, ya hear");

</script>