Well, what I'm trying to do is get the same kind of plug-n-play automounting I get from other OS's - where I just plug it in, and it gets mounted to somewhere like -that-, rather then running something like a script or a command. Not a big deal - but it'd be handy.
You might be able to configure automount to do something like this. Automount will automatically mount when you try to access the directory.
How do I configure automount?