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Old 07-13-2013, 10:11 PM   #1
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Man Sues Apple for His Use of Pr0n Websites


You can't make this stuff up.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/1...-his-marriage/

Words fail me.
 
Old 07-14-2013, 10:55 AM   #2
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We can't trust people so we need to make fool proof machines.

So will Apple put a safety switch on my man sausage?
 
Old 07-14-2013, 01:11 PM   #3
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Wow. The funniest thing i have read in a while, ty



These two paragraphs especially are absolutely priceless.

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The lawyer also warned that Internet pornography is dangerous to the society economically in that “brick and mortar ‘mom and pop’ porn shops” are being run out of business.

In 2011, researchers featured in a BBC documentary claimed that Apple users bond with the brand in an unusual way. According to brain imaging, they said, Apple devices trigger activity in the areas of the brain normally associated with religious devotion.
 
Old 07-14-2013, 01:54 PM   #4
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Apple's response should be:

"How about this? We'll make a contract with you in which we promise to only sell you devices with pre-setup porn filters. The contract will be effective for the rest of your life."
 
Old 07-14-2013, 03:03 PM   #5
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And people at my job wonder why I wish I had the ability to force choke people???
 
  


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