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frankbell 07-13-2013 10:11 PM

Man Sues Apple for His Use of Pr0n Websites
 
You can't make this stuff up.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/1...-his-marriage/

Words fail me.

jefro 07-14-2013 10:55 AM

We can't trust people so we need to make fool proof machines.

So will Apple put a safety switch on my man sausage?

fogpipe 07-14-2013 01:11 PM

Wow. The funniest thing i have read in a while, ty :)



These two paragraphs especially are absolutely priceless.

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The lawyer also warned that Internet pornography is dangerous to the society economically in that “brick and mortar ‘mom and pop’ porn shops” are being run out of business.

In 2011, researchers featured in a BBC documentary claimed that Apple users bond with the brand in an unusual way. According to brain imaging, they said, Apple devices trigger activity in the areas of the brain normally associated with religious devotion.

dugan 07-14-2013 01:54 PM

Apple's response should be:

"How about this? We'll make a contract with you in which we promise to only sell you devices with pre-setup porn filters. The contract will be effective for the rest of your life."

Timothy Miller 07-14-2013 03:03 PM

And people at my job wonder why I wish I had the ability to force choke people???


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