He here is a joke I just heard from my brother. I cinda of thought it was funny. Tell me if you do (or don't). Here goes:
Gandi, president Kennedy and Bill Gates have all died and come to god. Upon arriving God asks the three men:
God: So Gandi, have you lived your life like a true Christian?
Gandi: I wasn't a Christian
God: So if you wern't a Christian, what did you belive in.
Gandi: I believed that I could better the world by sacrificing my self, which I did.
God: Did you succeed in bettering the world?
Gandi: No I failed miserably
God: Okey, well, you seem like a good dude, you can sit with me on the chair to my right.
God: So John, What did you believe in?
J.F.K: I believed that I could inspire men to great heights, literally.
God: So what did you accomplish.
J.F.K: Well, I send a man to the moon.
God: You to seem like a nice guy. You can sit the chair next to Gandi
God: And Bill, what do you belief in
Bill Gates: I belief you are sitting in my chair. ........
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