creepy feeling in linux...

w1k0 · 03-07-2013, 12:47 PM

$ woman --help

Code:

Usage: woman [OPTIONS]
Talks all the time even if she has nothing to say.

  -t, --talk      woman default option (you can’t disable it --
                  using -t switch increases the stream of the
                  words).
  -q, --question  woman default option (switched on by the stream
                  of the words using /dev/urandom).
  -s, --shopping  woman loves to shop. 
  -b, --bargain   woman especially loves a bargain. 
  -D, --diamonds  woman loves diamonds the most.
  -w, --wear      woman never has anything to wear (deprecated
                  option -- use instead -s switch possibly with
                  -b one).
  -l, --love      woman loves STDIN coming in a continuous loop
                  from /dev/love_confessions so it’s good idea to
                  add -l switch to any command.
  -c, --cry       woman needs to cry (woman cries even without
                  user’s interaction but you can make her cry
                  using -c switch in order to cause the exit
                  status 2 immediately).
  -S, --sex       before using -S switch try to use a few times
                  -s and -b switches or use -D switch just once.
  -s, --secret    deprecated option overridden by the default 
                  -t option.
  -V, --version   display woman age minus some random integer.

  STDOUT = /dev/prattle
  STDIN  = /dev/love_confessions
  STDERR = /dev/cry

  I/O redirection:
   Recommended:   STDIN > STDOUT
   Allowed:       STDOUT > /dev/null
                  (the overload of /dev/null activates STDERR)

  Exit status:
   0  if OK (almost doesn’t occur),
   1  if minor problems (e.g., you don’t answer some question),
   2  if serious trouble (the standard exit status).

See also GOD other software: money, MoreMoney, and credit-card

Report woman bugs to GOD@Heaven.hv
For complete documentation, run: info coreutils 'woman invocation'
Based on: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=50%20facts%20about%20women

DISCLAIMER: The above help is based on some stereotypes about women and is intended as a joke. So women and girls: don’t condemn me. I’m not a misogynist at all.

stringchopper · 03-07-2013, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by w1k0

$ woman --help

Code:

Usage: woman [OPTIONS]
Talks all the time even if she has nothing to say.

  -t, --talk      woman default option (you can’t disable it --
                  using -t switch increases the stream of the
                  words).
  -q, --question  woman default option (switched on by the stream
                  of the words using /dev/urandom).
  -s, --shopping  woman loves to shop. 
  -b, --bargain   woman especially loves a bargain. 
  -D, --diamonds  woman loves diamonds the most.
  -w, --wear      woman never has anything to wear (deprecated
                  option -- use instead -s switch possibly with
                  -b one).
  -l, --love      woman loves STDIN coming in a continuous loop
                  from /dev/love_confessions so it’s good idea to
                  add -l switch to any command.
  -c, --cry       woman needs to cry (woman cries even without
                  user’s interaction but you can make her cry
                  using -c switch in order to cause the exit
                  status 2 immediately).
  -S, --sex       before using -S switch try to use a few times
                  -s and -b switches or use -D switch just once.
  -s, --secret    deprecated option overridden by the default 
                  -t option.
  -V, --version   display woman age minus some random integer.

  STDOUT = /dev/prattle
  STDIN  = /dev/love_confessions
  STDERR = /dev/cry

  I/O redirection:
   Recommended:   STDIN > STDOUT
   Allowed:       STDOUT > /dev/null
                  (the overload of /dev/null activates STDERR)

  Exit status:
   0  if OK (almost doesn’t occur),
   1  if minor problems (e.g., you don’t answer some question),
   2  if serious trouble (the standard exit status).

See also GOD other software: money, MoreMoney, and credit-card

Report woman bugs to GOD@Heaven.hv
For complete documentation, run: info coreutils 'woman invocation'
Based on: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=50%20facts%20about%20women

DISCLAIMER: The above help is based on some stereotypes about women and is intended as a joke. So women and girls: don’t condemn me. I’m not a misogynist at all.

rofl

Code:

man floor

stringchopper · 03-07-2013, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by w1k0

$ woman --help

Any female (or person, in general) taking this seriously could claim that what you typed above is "enough said"

w1k0 · 03-07-2013, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stringchopper

rofl

Code:

man floor

I like that very much.

Hungry ghost · 03-07-2013, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by w1k0

$ woman --help

Code:

Usage: woman [OPTIONS]
Talks all the time even if she has nothing to say.

  -t, --talk      woman default option (you can’t disable it --
                  using -t switch increases the stream of the
                  words).
  -q, --question  woman default option (switched on by the stream
                  of the words using /dev/urandom).
  -s, --shopping  woman loves to shop. 
  -b, --bargain   woman especially loves a bargain. 
  -D, --diamonds  woman loves diamonds the most.
  -w, --wear      woman never has anything to wear (deprecated
                  option -- use instead -s switch possibly with
                  -b one).
  -l, --love      woman loves STDIN coming in a continuous loop
                  from /dev/love_confessions so it’s good idea to
                  add -l switch to any command.
  -c, --cry       woman needs to cry (woman cries even without
                  user’s interaction but you can make her cry
                  using -c switch in order to cause the exit
                  status 2 immediately).
  -S, --sex       before using -S switch try to use a few times
                  -s and -b switches or use -D switch just once.
  -s, --secret    deprecated option overridden by the default 
                  -t option.
  -V, --version   display woman age minus some random integer.

  STDOUT = /dev/prattle
  STDIN  = /dev/love_confessions
  STDERR = /dev/cry

  I/O redirection:
   Recommended:   STDIN > STDOUT
   Allowed:       STDOUT > /dev/null
                  (the overload of /dev/null activates STDERR)

  Exit status:
   0  if OK (almost doesn’t occur),
   1  if minor problems (e.g., you don’t answer some question),
   2  if serious trouble (the standard exit status).

See also GOD other software: money, MoreMoney, and credit-card

Report woman bugs to GOD@Heaven.hv
For complete documentation, run: info coreutils 'woman invocation'
Based on: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=50%20facts%20about%20women

DISCLAIMER: The above help is based on some stereotypes about women and is intended as a joke. So women and girls: don’t condemn me. I’m not a misogynist at all.

I think that packages money, MoreMoney and credit-card are probably dependencies of package woman. (Or at least required for a proper exit status).

stringchopper · 03-08-2013, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by odiseo77

I think that packages money, MoreMoney and credit-card are probably dependencies of package woman. (Or at least required for a proper exit status).

... and a different perspective:

Code:

# man true
Utility to do nothing, successfully

codergeek · 03-11-2013, 02:35 PM

man unzip

273 · 03-11-2013, 02:45 PM

Perhaps man file system check [not sure whether the forum rules permit the command being typed out in this context] and, after that, man sleep.

John VV · 03-11-2013, 05:40 PM

man " fill in the blank"

i still like

Code:

release the fish