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Return of the bunghole

Posted 06-14-2010 at 09:24 AM by Mr-Bisquit

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One of the network/script hackers I had dealt with has joined the freebsd forums. My experience has been not to trust this person.

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Ants on my table

Posted 06-02-2010 at 10:53 AM by Mr-Bisquit

Tags bisquit eater, timey, wtf

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 Scream your little anty screams
At the terror of your anty dreams.
My giant finger
Your tiny brain
I hear you scream
in anty pain.
Run and flee
As I spit
and make you drown.
I'll piss
and stomp
on your anty town.
Your anty prayers
will not be heard
I'll crush your hopes
like they were a turd.
Scream your little anty screams
At the terror of your anty dreams.
Enjoy your final

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On being human

Posted 05-30-2010 at 03:51 PM by Mr-Bisquit

Tags bisquit eater, bisquit maker, goodly stuffs, timey, wtf

Value every moment as it comes along,
conform to no standard.
Accept no limits,
letting yourself experience failure and regret
alongside joy and relief.
Every moment is now.
Never let yourself forget you are always here.
Heaven nor Hell nor even a Day of Judgement
causes me more fear,
Than knowing I have still
trespasses against another.
On being human
'tis no greater
disappointment or pleasure.
On...

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Today is a BSD day

Posted 05-24-2010 at 01:23 AM by Mr-Bisquit

Tags bisquit maker, bsd, timey, wtf

Maybe it will also be a bdsm day, who knows?
I'll have to invent some new superheroes.
THE ATOMIC MIDGET FORCE.
But what powers do they have?

Tommy Tranny. Also known as the hero "Captain CrossDresser."
By day, he works in a boutique. At night, he puts on is magic stockings and becomes Captain CrossDresser.

Your Mom. Also known as "Your Mom."
Powers. Being your mom.

Sam Jam, Also known as...

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