Hi&Welcome (tho you've been a silent member for a year)!
"Think Positive" & Linux will work
Here's a simple way to TRY it (in 9minutes, on M$Win):
VirtualBox; grab a pre-installed
.vdi & run it, like an 'app'!
(take defaults except page9 that vdi as disk: p.8 1G ram; p.12 1cpu; p.15 nat)
Let me know if you do get Linux up&running in 9minutes
(not counting the 1G download time)
ENJOY!