Yes, yes, we know that you are a

and that, right now, you feel like one.
Welcome! That's precisely why this forum is here.
Now that you
are here, however, may I make three specific requests:
(1) In your title, proceed directly to describe your
question. The title is the "headline" of your post. It's what allows us "skimmers" to quickly zero-in on questions that we think that we can contribute to. It's also the most-important criteria for
Search. A
complete description of your issue, with all relevant context, will also help you to get your best-answers quickly.
(2) If you have
"n" questions to ask, unless they are truly related, please ask them in
separate posts, so that separate threads are created and so that each thread will more-easily remain "on point."
(3) When your question is answered, use the "Thread Tools" to mark the thread as
[SOLVED].
What this will give the
next(!) newbie that comes along is ... a "solved" thread, with a title that immediately helps him to know that the thread's contents might help him. Since your thread will survive here for many years, who knows how many other newbies you will have helped?!
