The $RANDOM Thread!

Originally Posted by corp769 And what platform is it made for?

PC and PS1. If you can find a copy of Carmageddon for DOS/Win95 you can play it under DOSBox. I got the US version unfortunately and to play the full gory mode you have to supply a password. Luckily I found a crack for that .

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Originally Posted by Jeebizz PC and PS1. If you can find a copy of Carmageddon for DOS/Win95 you can play it under DOSBox. I got the US version unfortunately and to play the full gory mode you have to supply a password. Luckily I found a crack for that .

Sweet, will definitely check it out

Originally Posted by corp769 And note to everyone who stalks me on LQ - I can't log into LQ anymore from work, due to being blocked So I won't be on as much during my night. I guess I was on LQ too much and the C&C guys took notice to a spike in usage from my computer and logged my traffic. F*ck*ng government..... LOL

you know that.. you could use a proxy or change ur dns server to the google or opendns one right?

the google one is so easy to ermember : 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4

im not sure how blocking pages at work is done but perhaps its done through a dns server changing it back to the one that it was before leaving work would be even better.

I get to work about ~15 minutes early and go out back and sit on the bench to cool my heels while waiting for my shift to start every day. And every day at about 10 till, a co-worker comes out, sits down on the bench also and says, "What's up, big daddy?''
Today, I replied, "I learned a new way to masturbate!" And the co-worker just busts out laughing. "You mean there is another way than with lots of hand lotion and a tube sock? OK, what's your new way to masturbate?"
I looked at him for about 5 seconds and said, "Wait, let me write that one down!"

Originally Posted by silvyus_06 you know that.. you could use a proxy or change ur dns server to the google or opendns one right? the google one is so easy to ermember : 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4 im not sure how blocking pages at work is done but perhaps its done through a dns server changing it back to the one that it was before leaving work would be even better.

Even if I could, I still wouldn't. I work for the government.... I'm not going to jail over LQ, sorry guys LOL

Originally Posted by corp769 Even if I could, I still wouldn't. I work for the government.... I'm not going to jail over LQ, sorry guys LOL

I thought so, I think the wallpaper kinda gave you away. You're supposed to be more secretive about that you know.

Knock knock.

Originally Posted by corp769 I work for the government....

! Crap, I guess I better stop going to wikileaks...

Originally Posted by posixculprit Knock knock.

BRB, FBI...

Originally Posted by H_TeXMeX_H I thought so, I think the wallpaper kinda gave you away. You're supposed to be more secretive about that you know.

Pictures are deceiving I work for a completely different military branch.

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Originally Posted by posixculprit Knock knock.

Who's there?

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I l13k this k4t...

Originally Posted by corp769 Who's there?

Procrastinating cow.

Originally Posted by posixculprit Procrastinating cow.

Moo...

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Have you mooed today?

Side note: this was found in a fscking bug report for Ubuntu: "apt-get moo doesn't look like a cow". Seriously?