Hust?

ChasidishHarry · 12-13-2003, 09:40 PM

what's the difference between inlaws and outlaws?

ANS: oulaws are wanted

i have a hocker on my computer, lav davka a hacker, but a hocker. and azay geebrochen all over the screen, und let me tell you, it was not pleasant, not pleasant at all. i'm happy he was chayav meesah beedei shamayim, because if he wasn't, i would be chayav shfichus damim.

FROM THE YENTEH BOARD:
shachris is tomorrow morning at 8:30 at the temple. please give your donations to the cantor as his home was destroyed by his abominable daughter, raizl chana chayim. tzirl bas moyshe is looking for a shidduch, lav davka a zachar. Feivush's daughter is a mookas eitz- anyone interested, please take her out to lunch and arrange the chasunah as fast as you can -yashekayach. Anyone who didn't have children yet and wants to have, please call Rabbi Avigdor Bunim Shmoyger for personal assistance at 1-770 - ruhooha mehdaberes.
thank you and have a lovley service!

p.s.
violets are blue
and red is the rose
goats like to milk bees
and blackboards eat toes

Bi'ur Harry · 01-10-2004, 07:59 PM

i want to be modi'a the gantze oilam what a harry really is. a harry is not a blue shirt in the beis medrash, nor a backpack and bobby pins, nor a guy with a beard and tcheiles in israel by the road in geulah - a harry is a guy who goes to the bathroom and asks someone to be motzei him with an asher yatzar because he is not sure if he was mekayem the shiur. i hope this clears up any misconceptions that this has caused.

rachack · 03-08-2004, 04:58 PM

i found this thread on a search engine http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...taka+yeshivish and I just wanna say this Harry guy is hilarious. Do you wanna leave LinuxQuestions and make a website with me? We can have lots of fun throwing yehsivishe/yiddish phrases once in a while. Please get back to me....

FrumHarry · 07-25-2004, 11:54 AM

So is it assur?

rachack · 07-25-2004, 12:12 PM

Well, Lichora we're not mammish sure if it's assur or not, so sofek d'rabonon l'kula, so it's not assur.

Linux_newbster · 07-27-2004, 09:36 PM

What the heck?

A search has brought me here, to this topic. It's amazing what happens when you have time on your hands

For god's sake, go install some Linux, you "harrys", and don't clog up what I realize is a successful and innovative website

rachack · 07-27-2004, 11:47 PM

a search brought me here also, but I don't think you chap that godlus of Harry. He is be'etzem a good guy. I think

YeshivisheHarry · 09-07-2004, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cruxus
It looks like someone forgot to take his meds....For the Harries, I recommend unplugging the computer, especially from the Internet, and writing a nice long novel that maybe has a Jewish migration theme and a few Yiddish words thrown about for good measure. The Harries should not reconnect to the Internet until at least 2,000 pages have been written.

I finished now what do i do

Aussie · 09-08-2004, 07:36 AM

I think we've seen enough of this thread, time to move on people.