What does a dual operating system of Linux and Microsoft do to each other when installed? Make love to each other?
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Originally posted by rberry88
You see, at first the Tux Penguin from Mandrake would try being nice to the Win XP mascot because it understands that it is slow and hampered by a multitude of problems that its owner just refuses to accept and acknowledge. While Tux is being nice the XP mascot, in return, is thowing a fit and going on and on about how Tux is always running, never needing to be rebooted and the only BSOD (blue screen of death) that it knows about is the one listed as a screensaver. So while the XP mascot is on this inexplicable outrage, Tux notices the XP mascots owner approaching and watches as the XP mascot gets fed a new dosage he likes to call a "windows update". Upon seeing this Tux realizes why the XP mascot was throwing the tantrum earlier and tries to console it like one would do in the real world with a Special Olympics participant that didn't understand why they were there in the first place.
rberry88
**this is not meant to offend anyone, anywhere and in anyway what-so-ever, but for comedic reasons only.
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12 STEPS OF MICROSOFT ADDICTS ANONYMOUS
1. Came to believe we were powerless over our Microsoft addiction. We admitted that we were powerless over the effects of Microsoft addiction, and that our PC's had become umanagable.
2. Came to believe that a powerful operating system greater than Windows could restore ourselves and our PC's and every goal we ever saw wasted by Microsoft to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn the will of our PC's to the best version of Linux as we understood it.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our PC.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, to our PC, and some brilliant Linux geek the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have the best version of Linux as we understood it replace all the defects of our PC that Windows had caused.
7. Humbly asked for the best Linux program we could find to remove Microsofts shortcomings from our PC.
8. Made a list of all the peoples and PCs we harmed by using Windows, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such PC's except when to do so would injure it or others.
10. Continued to take inventory of our PC goals, and when we were ever tempted to use a Microsoft program -- we promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through investigating Linux to improve our conscience contact with our best Linux operating system as we understood it, seeking out wisdom of its goodwill for PC's everywhere and its power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to others, and practice these principles in all our PC's affairs.