They stole the parts off of my pinchiiiii lawnmower! Cabrones.
Went out to get my lawnmower that I leave outside but usually behind a 6 foot metal fence surrounding my whole property. But I slipped up and left it outside the fence for one night. Low and behold. I grab it not really paying attention and roll it back into the fenced area.
When I go to start it later on. I then notice that my throttle linkage and other parts have been stripped of the mower.
Instead of going into a rage. Which is easy for me and usually the 1st response. Instead of feeling sorry for myself. Pimps don't feel sorry for themselves or commit suicide. I broke out some biker prozac 1st ,(a joint),
and sat down and thought. Should I hunt for the parts. Naw. They stole mine so parts must be hard to get.
Should I call the cops. Naw. They will not file a report for parts off a mower anyways. Besides, it's lunch time. Everything shuts down during siesta time anyways.
1/2 way through the biker prozac I start eye balling my Craftsman lawnmower with a blown out lower casing on the engine. I decide I should try and adapt the linkage from the blown mower to the good mower.
So it is now a custom_weedeater_craftsman lawnmower. Time to cut the grass next.
Now where is my MP3 player/BlackBerry phone? Put this joint to work!
When I go to start it later on. I then notice that my throttle linkage and other parts have been stripped of the mower.
Instead of going into a rage. Which is easy for me and usually the 1st response. Instead of feeling sorry for myself. Pimps don't feel sorry for themselves or commit suicide. I broke out some biker prozac 1st ,(a joint),
and sat down and thought. Should I hunt for the parts. Naw. They stole mine so parts must be hard to get.
Should I call the cops. Naw. They will not file a report for parts off a mower anyways. Besides, it's lunch time. Everything shuts down during siesta time anyways.
1/2 way through the biker prozac I start eye balling my Craftsman lawnmower with a blown out lower casing on the engine. I decide I should try and adapt the linkage from the blown mower to the good mower.
So it is now a custom_weedeater_craftsman lawnmower. Time to cut the grass next.
Now where is my MP3 player/BlackBerry phone? Put this joint to work!
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Those were some crazy vatos!
Who'd steal from a mug like that?Posted 07-03-2015 at 12:50 PM by Habitual 
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Dogs were useless last night with all the fire works going off. In fear of their lives so to speak.
So I brought them all inside for the night.
http://i.imgur.com/qlakfRa.gif
My fix has been holding strong since I posted.
Crazy rules on the Mexican Border. It is why I like it here. Makes life interesting and fun.
The craftsman mower has also morphed since this blog entry.
http://www.linuxquestions.org/questi...ml#post5380349Posted 07-05-2015 at 08:24 AM by rokytnji
Updated 07-05-2015 at 08:28 AM by rokytnji -
Rube Goldberg Lives!!
Hi,
Thankfully, rubism is not dead. I have rubed a few things in my lifetime and some people wonder how these evolve and I tell them that it is a necessity at times to jump in and just make it work. By using innovation that by applying my thought process and using past experience to come up with a solution.
I like to tinker!Posted 11-10-2016 at 07:40 AM by onebuck
