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They stole the parts off of my pinchiiiii lawnmower! Cabrones.

Posted 04-15-2015 at 01:33 PM by rokytnji
Updated 05-13-2015 at 09:49 PM by rokytnji

Went out to get my lawnmower that I leave outside but usually behind a 6 foot metal fence surrounding my whole property. But I slipped up and left it outside the fence for one night. Low and behold. I grab it not really paying attention and roll it back into the fenced area.

When I go to start it later on. I then notice that my throttle linkage and other parts have been stripped of the mower.

Instead of going into a rage. Which is easy for me and usually the 1st response. Instead of feeling sorry for myself. Pimps don't feel sorry for themselves or commit suicide. I broke out some biker prozac 1st ,(a joint),
and sat down and thought. Should I hunt for the parts. Naw. They stole mine so parts must be hard to get.
Should I call the cops. Naw. They will not file a report for parts off a mower anyways. Besides, it's lunch time. Everything shuts down during siesta time anyways.

1/2 way through the biker prozac I start eye balling my Craftsman lawnmower with a blown out lower casing on the engine. I decide I should try and adapt the linkage from the blown mower to the good mower.



So it is now a custom_weedeater_craftsman lawnmower. Time to cut the grass next.

Now where is my MP3 player/BlackBerry phone? Put this joint to work!
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  1. Old Comment
    Those were some crazy vatos!
    Who'd steal from a mug like that?
    Posted 07-03-2015 at 12:50 PM by Habitual Habitual is offline
  2. Old Comment
    Dogs were useless last night with all the fire works going off. In fear of their lives so to speak.

    So I brought them all inside for the night.

    http://i.imgur.com/qlakfRa.gif

    My fix has been holding strong since I posted.

    Crazy rules on the Mexican Border. It is why I like it here. Makes life interesting and fun.

    The craftsman mower has also morphed since this blog entry.
    http://www.linuxquestions.org/questi...ml#post5380349
    Posted 07-05-2015 at 08:24 AM by rokytnji rokytnji is offline
    Updated 07-05-2015 at 08:28 AM by rokytnji
  3. Old Comment

    Rube Goldberg Lives!!

    Hi,

    Thankfully, rubism is not dead. I have rubed a few things in my lifetime and some people wonder how these evolve and I tell them that it is a necessity at times to jump in and just make it work. By using innovation that by applying my thought process and using past experience to come up with a solution.

    I like to tinker!
    Posted 11-10-2016 at 07:40 AM by onebuck onebuck is offline
 

  



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