New things I've noticed since I've been modprobing anything I can think of:
mixers now open (aumix, nvmixer etc, with options and a description of my card).
Here is more information my sound card, in case anyone was wondering:
Name: nForce Audio
Hardware Model: nForce2 MCP
Hardware Revision: a1
Codec Manufacturer: Realtek
Codec Modle: ALC650
sound plays on most applications
gnome desktop is still mute
same "couldn't load device /dev/sound/mixer" error (and I still don't have a sound or mixer folder in /dev).
I wish I knew what I did... but yeah. If anyone can help me with the little gnome icon or the boot error, I'd still love you forever