Well, I think I rejoyed too quickly...
root@raid:/home/benjalien# cat /sys/block/sdf/device/state
running
root@raid:/home/benjalien# hdparm -C /dev/sdf
/dev/sdf:
SG_IO: bad/missing sense data, sb[]: 70 00 05 00 00 00 00 0a 00 00 00 00 20 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00
drive state is: standby
One command is giving "standby" and the other "running" :'(