I'm going to sound like such a newb when I get done, but here goes......
I can't install PHP5 on Linux. I am new to installing any thing on Linux, I think I was lucky to get it unzipped or whatever the "tar" thing is. Reading the INSTALL and README files didn't help much, they both went straight over my head. Does anyone know a simple step-by-step tutorial for installing stuff like that, because I need one bad.