Thanks for all your replies ppls, I tried about every single mini distro in the book
Finally, Puppy Linux worked best for me. I would've really liked Xubuntu but the hardware was way too old to support it. I tried DSL & DSL-N but the ethernet card just wouldn't work- probably noob woes...
So, for all people who have a junk ol' Toshiba Satellite Pro 445 CDX laptop Pentium 133mhz to spare, go for Puppy linux...