OK, let's have a "Quotes" thread!

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"A man is only as old as the woman he feels." - Groucho Marx

"A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then, he is finished." = Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are too busy driving taxis and cutting hair." - George Burns

"Some things are better than sex, and some are worse...but there's nothing exactly like it." - W. C. Fields

Dylan Thomas, 1914 - 1953

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is right, Because their words had forked no lightning they Do not go gentle into that good night. Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, Do not go gentle into that good night. Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

So Why Do People Still Talk About Right-Brain, Left-Brain Theory?

_____Researchers have demonstrated that right-brain/left-brain theory is a myth, yet its popularity persists. Why? Unfortunately many people are likely unaware that the theory is outdated. Today, students might continue to learn about the theory as a point of historical interest - to understand how our ideas about how the brain works have evolved and changed over time as researchers have learned more about how the brain operates.

_____While over-generalized and overstated by popular psychology and self-help texts, understanding your strengths and weaknesses in certain areas can help you develop better ways to learn and study. For example, students who have a difficult time following verbal instructions (often cited as a right-brain characteristic) might benefit from writing down directions and developing better organizational skills. The important thing to remember if you take one of the many left brain/right brain quizzes that you will likely encounter online is that they are entirely for fun and you shouldn't place much stock in your results.

Originally Posted by twowings ... - Groucho Marx ...

“These are my principles; if you don’t like them, I have others.”

Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar

Add: “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
- Lucille Ball
“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
- Mark Twain

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

A group of fonts walk into a bar. ‘Get out of my pub!’ shouts the barman. ‘We don’t serve your type in here.’

A horse walks into a bar , bartender ask "Hey Buddy, Why the long face?"

"Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff. " --Jack Handey

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’ll have a whisky and ……… soda.’ The bartender says, ‘Why the big pause?’ ‘Dunno,’ says the bear. ‘I’ve always had them.’

" Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated! " Said by Confucius

and another one that i found here: "Everyone should learn how to program a computer, because it teaches you how to think"

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. -- Abraham Lincoln

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Here's more:

"The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra." Jimmy Johnson

The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don't do anything about it.”
Albert Einstein

Hi,

Duke says it all;

"Life's tough...It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne