Food Fight!!!!!

enigma Z · 09-09-2003, 11:34 AM

Lassoes Megamieuwsel with spaghetti and pulls him into the croud, forcing him to defend himself

Megamieuwsel · 09-09-2003, 11:42 AM

HAHA!
I'm prepared for that.....

*Whips out two king-sized carrots and pokes EnigmaZ in the groin with one , while bashing him on the head with the other , in a true Swashbuckler-fashion..*

flapjackboy · 09-09-2003, 11:49 AM

So, how long does it take you to smoke a king-sized carrot then?

*Lobs fortnight old loaves of stale bread at Megamieuwsel*

enigma Z · 09-09-2003, 11:56 AM

That depends on the following:

1. If it is on fire and dripping plastic,
2. If whether or not you inhale

*Begins whiping both flapjack boy and Megamieuwsel with Super Rope licorice*

Megamieuwsel · 09-09-2003, 11:58 AM

*Uses enigma Z as a shield to withstand the stale bread-barrage*

About 2.9882336767784555344 nanoseconds (give or take a billionth)

*With a swift , cat-crace-filled sliding move ,Megamieuwsel closes in on his new opponent and blinds him with the way overdue strawberry-cheescake he kept in his backpack , which also supplies convenient protection against the licoriche-flogging as a boon..*

Btw ; did you know "Flappy" is quite a popular name for christmas-rabbits?

enigma Z · 09-09-2003, 12:01 PM

Begins throwing the stale and now very dirty bread back at Megamieuwsel

"Here, Catch!!"

enigma Z · 09-09-2003, 12:02 PM

(off topic, but how do you become a "member" instead of a "newbie"?)

EDIT:

Nevermind... (this is my 30'th post)

flapjackboy · 09-09-2003, 12:05 PM

WTF is a christmas rabbit?

*Moving with ninja-like speed, dodges both cheesecake and liqourice, emptying a large jar of aniseed balls on the floor just to keep everyone on their toes...*

Megamieuwsel · 09-09-2003, 12:06 PM

Ducking once again , Megamieuwsel provide all the room , the breads need to continue their path towards "Flappy" and shoots enigmaZ with a plastic bottle of soda *

(OT : must've something to do with posttotals)

Tripping over the aniseed-balls , Megamieuwsel decides to make the best of the situation and uses the provided bearing for a rapid move towards the shower.(BRB)

(OT to "Flappy" : The rabbit that's on the menu for x-mas )

enigma Z · 09-09-2003, 12:11 PM

Returns fire with Vernors Bombs to both "Flappy" and "Megam"

Brain Drop · 09-09-2003, 01:50 PM

lobs a cow carcass, bloated almost to the point of rupturing, into the room and yells 'grenade!' or 'lunch!'

enigma Z · 09-09-2003, 02:17 PM

Ducks Behind table to avoid cow guts, then fires Burger patties at Brain Drop

flapjackboy · 09-09-2003, 04:22 PM

*Grabs a rancid cow leg and slaps enigma with the soggy end*

enigma Z · 09-09-2003, 04:57 PM

Grabs another rancid cow leg and begins swordplay with flapjackboy

flapjackboy · 09-09-2003, 05:11 PM

This is getting reeeaaallly surreal now...

Parry, parry, riposte, thrust...