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10 Best Answering Machine Messages---->>>

Posted 07-13-2011 at 08:09 PM by dEnDrOn

10.My wife and I can`t come to the phone right now, but if you`ll leave your name and number, we`ll get back to you as soon as we`re finished.

9.Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a tub,and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don `t need their picture taken. If you `re still with me, leave your name and home phone number and they will get back to you.

8.This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number, and your reason for calling.... and I `ll think about returning your call.

7.Hi! John `s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I `ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

6.Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn `t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don `t worry, I have LOTS of money.

5.A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we `re not here. So, leave a message.
4.Hello! If you leave a message, I `ll call you soon. If you leave a"s**y" message, I `ll call sooner.

3.Hi. Now YOU say something.

2.Hi. I `m probably home, I `m just avoiding someone I don `t like. Leave me a message, and if I don `t call back, it `s you.

And the Number 1 Actual Answering Machine Message Recorded and Verified by The World Famous International Institute of Answering Machine Messages.

1.Hello, you `ve reached Jim and Sonya. We can `t pick up the phone right now, because we `re doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we `re done brushing our teeth, we `ll call you back.
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