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business_kid 02-20-2021 10:25 AM
Ah jamison20000e,
Quote:
If only you had a personality instead of an attitude
:)

KDSR 02-20-2021 01:30 PM
Quote:
Chipmunks can't beat Elephants.
--Newt Gingrich

jamison20000e 02-21-2021 04:03 PM
BizBoy, searching for yourself and not others would make you a true Guru but we digress... :p

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Free_software ;)

jamison20000e 02-22-2021 06:37 AM
:p
 
Code:
m@n:~$ fortune
The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern.  Every class
is unfit to govern.
                -- Lord Acton
One opinion is you're a d!ck if you want to be a boss but if not?
Quote:
Different Strokes for different folks
...that's why the world smokes. :doh:

jamison20000e 04-27-2021 08:01 PM
https://professorbuzzkill.com/einste...-knowlege-qnq/

jamison20000e 05-30-2021 12:16 PM
"There's only three kinds of statistics and they're all for morons" or something like that.

linustalman 05-30-2021 12:17 PM
Joseph Poore: "A vegan diet is probably the single biggest way to reduce your impact on planet Earth."

jamison20000e 06-06-2021 12:18 PM
Code:
-o    Choose only from potentially offensive aphorisms.  The -o option is ignored if a fortune directory is specified.

              Please, please, please request a potentially offensive fortune if and only if you believe, deep in your heart, that you are willing to be  offended.
              (And that you'll just quit using -o rather than give us grief about it, okay?)

jamison20000e 06-08-2021 10:47 AM
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You know, I mean, uh, kids don't want to do anything. You know, in my experience, Paula? Kids are always like "I don't wanna do that!" I consider my job to kinda twist them in the direction of doing stuff. I mean that's what coaching's all about.
"—Coach McGuirk"

business_kid 06-08-2021 12:07 PM
One from Billy Connolly, and you have to imagine it being said in his thick Scottish Accent:
Quote:
Who discovered you could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?

Michael Uplawski 06-12-2021 03:22 AM
„I know that the people are impatient and want fast answers but fast answers are often the wrong answers.“
(German Chancellor Angela Merkel)

ondoho 06-12-2021 04:02 AM
^ Mama Merkel, we will miss you!

Michael Uplawski 06-13-2021 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ondoho (Post 6258396)
^ Mama Merkel, we will miss you!
Quote:
„I won't”
(Michael Uplawski)

jamison20000e 06-14-2021 05:01 AM
When laws of right or wrong aren't defined from birth.
Quote:
The greatest deception suffered is opinions.

business_kid 06-14-2021 12:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael Uplawski (Post 6258380)
„I know that the people are impatient and want fast answers but fast answers are often the wrong answers.“
(German Chancellor Angela Merkel)
Wasn't that said before, by someone whose views I don't always agree with?
Quote:
Originally Posted by H.L.Mencken
For every human problem, there is a neat, plain solution -- and it is always wrong.


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