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business_kid 09-03-2022 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spike Milligan
Chopsticks is one of the reasons why the Chinese never invented custard.

Good old Spike, he was always good for a laugh.

linustalman 09-03-2022 08:16 AM

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linustalman 09-05-2022 08:29 AM

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ondoho 09-05-2022 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by business_kid (Post 6377872)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Spike Milligan
Chopsticks is one of the reasons why the Chinese never invented custard.

Good old Spike, he was always good for a laugh.

Not true actually. Plenty of custard in China - they just don't eat it with chopsticks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael Uplawski (Post 6377837)
It's the little thongs that matter in life” (Pig / Pastis)

Or commas: "I find inspiration in cooking my family and my dog."

PS: Oh, we have the same comic provider in our biggest newspaper. Usually one of the funnier ones.

linustalman 09-05-2022 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ondoho (Post 6378212)
Not true actually. Plenty of custard in China - they just don't eat it with chopsticks.

The Chinese didn't invent custard so the quote holds true. It was also a joke from a comedian.

ondoho 09-05-2022 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by linustalman (Post 6378214)
The Chinese didn't invent custard so the quote holds true.

If you mean the word custard, fine.
If you mean the food - a liquid thickened by adding eggs and low heat, usually sweet - then I challenge you to find me some article that says where that was invented, because I couldn't find one.
And it seems to me that the joke was about the latter, not the former.
Quote:

It was also a joke from a comedian.
Just not a very good one.

linustalman 09-05-2022 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ondoho (Post 6378219)
If you mean the word custard, fine.
If you mean the food - a liquid thickened by adding eggs and low heat, usually sweet - then I challenge you to find me some article that says where that was invented, because I couldn't find one.
And it seems to me that the joke was about the latter, not the former.
Just not a very good one.

You're way over analysing this. I think it was a funny joke.

business_kid 09-06-2022 07:51 AM

It was a quote primarily. I didn't expect such analysis. Like all of Spike's jokes, how funny they are depends on which side of the bed you got out of. I really don't care if the chinese invented custard or not. If the thought of eating custard with chopsticks doesn't make you smile, pass on.

linustalman 09-06-2022 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by business_kid (Post 6378361)
... If the thought of eating custard with chopsticks doesn't make you smile, pass on.

Exactly!

ondoho 09-14-2022 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by linustalman (Post 6378221)
You're way over analysing this.

If by "this" you mean your post #2330 then you do have a point, however the same could then be said about you, too:
Quote:

Originally Posted by linustalman (Post 6378214)
The Chinese didn't invent custard so the quote holds true. It was also a joke from a comedian.


linustalman 09-14-2022 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ondoho (Post 6380121)
If by "this" you mean your post #2330 then you do have a point, however the same could then be said about you, too:

"the same could then be said about you, too:"

What?

business_kid 09-14-2022 12:34 PM

This is a "Quotes" thread. It's not for nit-picking. Can you post your quotes pls?

linustalman 09-14-2022 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by business_kid (Post 6380142)
This is a "Quotes" thread. It's not for nit-picking. Can you post your quotes pls?

Agreed. :)

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