OK, let's have a "Quotes" thread!

Ah jamison20000e,

If only you had a personality instead of an attitude

Chipmunks can't beat Elephants.

--Newt Gingrich

BizBoy, searching for yourself and not others would make you a true Guru but we digress...

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Free_software

m@n:~$ fortune
The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern.  Every class
is unfit to govern.
                -- Lord Acton

One opinion is you're a d!ck if you want to be a boss but if not?

Different Strokes for different folks

...that's why the world smokes.

https://professorbuzzkill.com/einste...-knowlege-qnq/

"There's only three kinds of statistics and they're all for morons" or something like that.

Joseph Poore: "A vegan diet is probably the single biggest way to reduce your impact on planet Earth."

-o     Choose only from potentially offensive aphorisms.  The -o option is ignored if a fortune directory is specified.

              Please, please, please request a potentially offensive fortune if and only if you believe, deep in your heart, that you are willing to be  offended.
              (And that you'll just quit using -o rather than give us grief about it, okay?)

You know, I mean, uh, kids don't want to do anything. You know, in my experience, Paula? Kids are always like "I don't wanna do that!" I consider my job to kinda twist them in the direction of doing stuff. I mean that's what coaching's all about.

"—Coach McGuirk"

One from Billy Connolly, and you have to imagine it being said in his thick Scottish Accent:

Who discovered you could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?

„I know that the people are impatient and want fast answers but fast answers are often the wrong answers.“
(German Chancellor Angela Merkel)

^ Mama Merkel, we will miss you!

Originally Posted by ondoho ^ Mama Merkel, we will miss you!

„I won't”

(Michael Uplawski)

When laws of right or wrong aren't defined from birth.

The greatest deception suffered is opinions.

Originally Posted by Michael Uplawski „I know that the people are impatient and want fast answers but fast answers are often the wrong answers.“ (German Chancellor Angela Merkel)

Wasn't that said before, by someone whose views I don't always agree with?

Originally Posted by H.L.Mencken For every human problem, there is a neat, plain solution -- and it is always wrong.