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Just bad names

Posted 04-27-2010 at 04:51 PM by Mr-Bisquit

Food Lion has a generic cereal named "Freaky Fruits."
I don't know about you but, I'm not going to eat a bowl of drug crazed transvestites.

Another one I saw as a child was "Buffalo Gas."
Someone made a song about it.
"Buffalo gas
Straight from the buffalo's ass.
Burns clean.
Burns green.
Raised on pinto beans."

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Jim and Bob take lunch

Posted 04-25-2010 at 06:32 PM by Mr-Bisquit

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"Hey, Jim."
"Yeah, Bob."
"Do you like crackers with your soup?"
"Why? Planning on inviting your family over for dinner?"

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Jim and Bob predict the future

Posted 04-25-2010 at 12:15 PM by Mr-Bisquit

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"Hey, Bob."
"Yeah, Jim?"
"Do you know that I can see the future just by a part of my body itching?"
"Really?"
"Yep. Wanna see?"
"Okay. My nose is itching. Means someone's coming to see you."
Just then someone knocks at the door. It's Bob's uncle. They talk and Bob returns.
"That's amazing, Jim."
"Okay, my ear is itching. Means someone is talking about you."
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Postulations from the cultural underbelly

Posted 04-25-2010 at 05:45 AM by Mr-Bisquit

Tags bisquit maker, goodly stuffs, timey, wtf

I lack the ability to think linearly and have the tendency to overreact at the most inopportune times, which happen to be always.
There's a time to be serious; unfortunately, there are people who lack a sense of humor.
Cashier: "How are you doing today?"
Me: "I'm pregnant."
Cashier: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah, see." I make my belly poke in and out "The baby's kicking."
Or I will start randomly...

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debian

Posted 04-24-2010 at 06:37 AM by Mr-Bisquit

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I was on the forums as sossego; but, since I have a tendency to be emotional and not much on censorship, I have been banned from there.

It was a nice ride.
however, I really do suggest people use Debian because it can be scaled.

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