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Old 04-10-2013, 03:00 AM   #1
eklavya
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Linux PJ's - Not very funny


If you are a Linux Programmer and your name is ED.
Your children's name should be SED & GREP

If Your process has been completed with in your expected time. What can you say to terminal.
PS I Love You

Why if statement stops working every time,
You haven't given it a FI

What is the climax of Linux horror movie?
How to kill a ZOMBIE

Here in Linux, RUNNING is LIFE because if you are not running you are going to be killed.

How do you find the SHELL?
EXPLORE shores
 
Old 04-16-2013, 09:55 PM   #2
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Don't drink the bong water
 
Old 04-17-2013, 12:31 AM   #3
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I thought the "PJs" (an abbreviation I'm not familar with) were quite clever. Not funny, but clever.
 
  


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