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bobzilla

11-08-2013 12:45 AM

"Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived!"

Stop it people. Seriously.

jkirchner

11-08-2013 05:48 AM

"Dave? What are you doing, Dave? Not systemd Dave! No Dave!" -- HAL9000

gnashley

11-08-2013 07:04 AM

"Dave's not here, man."

Habitual

11-08-2013 07:32 AM

If I owned systemd and Hell, I'd live in Hell and rent systemd out.

jkirchner

11-08-2013 07:43 AM

Would the Matrix survive with systemd? Johnny Mnemonic with systemd?

GazL	11-08-2013 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jkirchner (Post 5060747)

Would the Matrix survive with systemd?

I don't know, but if it did, you can bet your arse there'd be a systemd-spoond.service that would be started on demand and would require queries via dbus to determine if in fact there was, or was not, a spoon.

jkirchner

11-08-2013 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GazL (Post 5060765)

Totally awesome answer :)

gnashley

11-08-2013 11:05 AM

As an old friend used to say, systemd was meant to sell, not buy.

Philip Lacroix

11-15-2013 06:57 PM

(1) Everything that begins to exist has a cause of its existence.
(2) The universe began to exist.
(3) Therefore, the universe has a cause of its existence.
(4) Therefore, SystemD exists.
(5) And SystemD has a cause of its existence, and I am that cause.
(6) Therefore... wow! I mean...

(LP's introspection)

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