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mrclisdue 11-07-2013 05:03 AM

systemd responsible for climate change, bad coffee, and athlete's foot
 
I can handle climate change and athlete's foot, but bad coffee is a non-starter for me.

just sayin'

cheers,

55020 11-07-2013 05:29 AM

Kay and Harald came into my house while I was out and hid one of my socks.
I know it was them because there is stuff about socket activation on 0pointer.

solarfields 11-07-2013 05:42 AM

is this LQ's equivalent to Reddit's circlejerk?

jon lee 11-07-2013 10:30 AM

IMHO, it is part of the gov backdoor surveillance mechanism.
There, I said it. Flame away.

wadsworth 11-07-2013 12:32 PM

It turned me into a newt!

(I got better.)

jkirchner 11-07-2013 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by wadsworth (Post 5060161)
It turned me into a newt!

(I got better.)

Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

GazL 11-07-2013 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jkirchner (Post 5060166)
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

:)
Bridgekeeper: "What is your favourite init daemon?"
Debian: "systemd... no, wait Upst..."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

wildwizard 11-07-2013 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jkirchner (Post 5060166)
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

This sounds like the best way to deal with systemd .....

O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.

JWJones 11-07-2013 05:10 PM

systemd is also in league with Monsanto and the Illuminati, and is responsible for Top 40 radio.

jon lee 11-07-2013 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JWJones (Post 5060288)
systemd is also in league with Monsanto and the Illuminati, and is responsible for Top 40 radio.

ROFL!

ReaperX7 11-07-2013 08:28 PM

Systemd also will get you kidnapped by aliens and rectally probed.

Woodsman 11-07-2013 09:50 PM

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Systemd also will get you kidnapped by aliens and rectally probed.
Hell, all the jack-booted thugs already do that. Then again, considering my philosophy on life, I consider all jack-booted thugs to be aliens anyway. :)

ReaperX7 11-07-2013 09:52 PM

Now if we can only use systemd to cure erectile dysfunction...

mrclisdue 11-07-2013 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ReaperX7 (Post 5060443)
Now if we can only use systemd to cause erectile dysfunction...

ftfy...pretty sure I read in a thread that it already does...ties in with the illuminati and aliens....

kikinovak 11-08-2013 12:38 AM

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you make the move to systemd - Gandhi


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