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Xeratul 04-25-2023 09:55 AM
Programmer Joke
 
Hello,

1. Joke:

Interview:
Boss: To get the job, explain me what is a "Loop".
Smart boy: I will tell you, if you give me the job.

:)

Your Joke Welcome.

maw_walker 04-25-2023 09:58 AM
:hattip:

enorbet 04-25-2023 10:13 AM
I still like all the old saws, like....

You might be a nerdy programmer if your significant other says
"If you don't spend get off that computer for even 5 minutes, I'm leaving!"

..and your response is to chastise her for improper syntax qualifying an if condition with an else clause.

sundialsvcs 04-25-2023 12:21 PM
@enorbet: Funny to think about "jokes" like that, when these days people do not "get off their computers" even for five minutes – even in the middle of the night.

dugan 04-25-2023 12:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeratul (Post 6426877)
Hello,

1. Joke:

Interview:
Boss: To get the job, explain me what is a "Loop".
Smart boy: I will tell you, if you give me the job.

:)

Your Joke Welcome.
That's not a loop. It's a deadlock.

Xeratul 04-30-2023 07:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dugan (Post 6426906)
That's not a loop. It's a deadlock.
for ... loop

https://www.freebasic-portal.de/befe...-loop-198.html

boughtonp 05-02-2023 10:39 AM

 
A loop is simply the repetition of a set of instructions, usually based on some condition.

A deadlock is when two processes interact to cause a mutually unresolvable situation, (which results in software freezing).

The "joke" is neither, but it more closely resembles a deadlock than a loop.

Turbocapitalist 05-02-2023 10:44 AM
Andy Hertzfeld had this funny anecdote about arbitrary code metrics and loops: And Then He Discovered Loops!

Xeratul 05-02-2023 10:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Turbocapitalist (Post 6428422)
Andy Hertzfeld had this funny anecdote about arbitrary code metrics and loops: And Then He Discovered Loops!
Story not found!

Turbocapitalist 05-02-2023 10:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeratul (Post 6428425)
Story not found!
Oops. The URL is now repaired and points to the story.

enorbet 05-02-2023 01:00 PM
An ancient groaner -

There are actually 10 kinds of people in the world...

Those who understand binary

and those who don't.

teckk 05-02-2023 03:53 PM
Why did the Python data scientist get arrested at customs?
She was caught trying to import pandas

Why does the Python live on land?
Because it's above C-level

What's a pirate's favourite programming language?
R

What's an optometrist's favourite programming language?
C#

What's IKEA's favourite programming language?
Assembly

What's a herpetologist's favourite programming language?
Python

https://0x0.st/HPDM.png

There are 3 types of people in the world:
Code:
int main() {
    printf("Hello World\n");
    return 0;
}

int main()
{
    printf("Hello World\n");
    return 0;
}

int
main()
{
    printf("Hello World\n");
    return 0;
}

sundialsvcs 05-02-2023 07:41 PM
@teckk: I can definitely relate to that last code-block! :D

Every now and again while directing a coding project – of course working with an existing system – I have had to tell the team: "Just make it look like it always did. As though only one person wrote it."

Xeratul 05-02-2023 08:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Turbocapitalist (Post 6428427)
Oops. The URL is now repaired and points to the story.
Story not found!

Xeratul 05-02-2023 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by enorbet (Post 6428447)
An ancient groaner -

There are actually 10 kinds of people in the world...

Those who understand binary

and those who don't.
good one.
does it work in HEX


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