Programmer Joke
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1. Joke: Interview: Boss: To get the job, explain me what is a "Loop". Smart boy: I will tell you, if you give me the job. :) Your Joke Welcome. |
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I still like all the old saws, like....
You might be a nerdy programmer if your significant other says "If you don't spend get off that computer for even 5 minutes, I'm leaving!" ..and your response is to chastise her for improper syntax qualifying an if condition with an else clause. |
@enorbet: Funny to think about "jokes" like that, when these days people do not "get off their computers" even for five minutes – even in the middle of the night.
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https://www.freebasic-portal.de/befe...-loop-198.html |
A loop is simply the repetition of a set of instructions, usually based on some condition.
A deadlock is when two processes interact to cause a mutually unresolvable situation, (which results in software freezing). The "joke" is neither, but it more closely resembles a deadlock than a loop. |
Andy Hertzfeld had this funny anecdote about arbitrary code metrics and loops: And Then He Discovered Loops!
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An ancient groaner -
There are actually 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand binary and those who don't. |
Why did the Python data scientist get arrested at customs?
She was caught trying to import pandas Why does the Python live on land? Because it's above C-level What's a pirate's favourite programming language? R What's an optometrist's favourite programming language? C# What's IKEA's favourite programming language? Assembly What's a herpetologist's favourite programming language? Python https://0x0.st/HPDM.png There are 3 types of people in the world: Code:
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@teckk: I can definitely relate to that last code-block! :D
Every now and again while directing a coding project – of course working with an existing system – I have had to tell the team: "Just make it look like it always did. As though only one person wrote it." |
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does it work in HEX |
teck's jokes are good.
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C++ knocks on Java's door.
After waiting a few minutes, C++ leaves and comes back the next day. Java opens the door as soon as C++ appears. C++ is impressed and asks, How did you know I was here? Java replies, Didn't you just knock? Why does C get all the girls, and Python gets none? Because C doesn’t treat them as objects. How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero. That’s a hardware issue. A C++ walks into a bar and sees a C drunk and falling down. How classless says C++. What is an object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance. An optimist says: "The glass is half-full". A pessimist says: "The glass is half empty". A programmer says: "The glass is twice as large as necessary!" What is an algorithm? A word programmers use when they don’t want to explain what they did. A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, Can I join you? |
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https://catalystinspired.com/george-carlin-quotes/ |
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