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jamison20000e 08-04-2021 03:09 PM

https://www.brookings.edu/opinions/a...and-education/
https://www.publicschoolreview.com/b...ucation-system
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and I quote
It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling. When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.
George Bernard Shaw

lex luthier 08-04-2021 05:13 PM

But Don't Quote Me On This...
 
Heard this one or its variants on a number of occasions.
"Had I known that I would be living this many years, I would have taken better care of myself."

business_kid 08-05-2021 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by lex luthier (Post 6272572)
Heard this one or its variants on a number of occasions.
"Had I known that I would be living this many years, I would have taken better care of myself."

?That was Bob Hope on his 100th birthday, iirc.

jamison20000e 08-05-2021 01:12 PM

More than likely, just the most "famous" to have said it.

ondoho 08-08-2021 05:21 AM

When restaurant service is slow:
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"Waiter, can we please order before the next mutation arrives?"
Heard it from a mediocre standup comedian yesterday.
:D

Trihexagonal 08-10-2021 04:10 AM

As societies grow decadent, the language grows decadent, too. Words are used to disguise, not to illuminate, action: you liberate a city by destroying it. Words are to confuse, so that at election time people will solemnly vote against their own interests. - Gore Vidal

jamison20000e 08-24-2021 09:17 PM

Clash of Clans:
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ironically i rush,,, tourette style through war; but; i'm learning
:p

jamison20000e 09-09-2021 03:04 PM

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A jack of all trades is a master of none
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, but oftentimes better than a master of one.
So what's the flip side to, "those who can; do, and those who can't, teach?"

Quite frankly, teachers aren't paid enough! ;)

business_kid 09-10-2021 06:36 AM

Or what about this one?
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Originally Posted by Jerry Lester
What do you give a man who has everything? Penicillin.


linustalman 09-17-2021 04:19 AM

Richard Stallman: "Encountering other people without [Covid-19] vaccination is like driving a car without learning how to drive safely: it endangers oneself and others. Everyone who can get vaccinated has a duty to do so." (Sep-2021)

Michael Uplawski 01-09-2022 10:30 AM

But in Philosophy, a Student ought to doubt of the Things he fancies he understands too easily, as much of those he does not understand” (François-Marie Arouet, called Voltaire, ~ 1733)

Voltaire is fabulous. Philosophy, at that time *was* science and at the same time included what we call philosophy now. This specific letter concerns some of Isaac Newtons discoveries. In my opinion Voltaire's descriptions are a wonderful introduction to – and sums up very nicely – the scientific method which was introduced by Descartes, evolved but is more or less maintained until today.

business_kid 01-10-2022 08:04 AM

From BSD Fortunes:
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What do you give the man who has everything? - Penecillin!

D'orc 01-14-2022 05:07 AM

So, my big brother was playing guitar and I figured I'd try it too. - Stevie Ray Vaughan

linustalman 01-14-2022 08:27 AM

An untested backup is just wishful thinking. ~ Unknown

dogpatch 01-15-2022 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jamison20000e (Post 6282897)
So what's the flip side to, "those who can; do, and those who can't, teach?"

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. . . those who can't even teach, work for the government.


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