spin, stab, parry, low slash

*Sees all the bones from the dead cow lying around and quickly constructs the bone pistol from the film ExistenZ. Opens fire on enigma*

*Allows large slobering, starved Wolf to chase flapjackboys bone gun while launching bombardment of slightly mushy garden peas at enigma*

(dunno y I had to pick on enigma again but all is fair in love and [food]war :))

Takes the peas that had been launched by Andy@DP, mashes them up, load's them in a catapult, and fires at Andy@DP

Eats the peas, regurgitates and with a might throw sends them into orbit, later to rain down on the heads of all microsoft employees.
Oh yeah and throws a candy bar to enigma as a peace offering :)

Deal!!

Fires watermellon at "Flappy"

*Draws his katana from its scabard and, with a few deft strokes, cuts the watermelon into nice thick slices.*

Throws anchovies at enigma

Sprays Chocolate Milk all over the room and then adds Soured Cottage Cheese to the Mix.........

Loads anchovies in a blender and launches the fishy mix at 320mb

loads tomatoes into a black powder cannon and fires them at enigmaZ

Quit wasting all this food!

Somebody please think of the starving children. :tisk:

Steve

would you like to levy a tax on the food we waste to help ease their suffering?

(The starving children started all this)